…we probably can’t be friends.

1. Radio commercials or promotions that employ the use of police sirens. The last thing I need to hear while I’m driving down the street is fake police sirens. I inevitably freak out (because apparently I’m on the lam).

2. Bono

3. Singing the song “Sweet Caroline” at the top of your lungs. Especially the “ba ba ba” part.

4. Nickelback

5. Loud swallowing

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