Not a ton…a shit ton.

1. A gardner.

2. A cook.

3. An Hermes Birkin bag, just to be a pretentious a hole.

4. A relationship with a personal shopper at Alexander McQueen.

5. A personal trainer, on call.

6. A trashy, ridiculous Trans Am.

7. A home in Las Vegas. And one in Miami.

8. A body like this:

 

9. A Jennifer Steinkamp installation, on my wall.

10.  Zuber scenic wallpaper.

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